Fook in the kitchen
By WILSON C
Cooking oils can be so kinky these days.
“Fook” what?
I’m not sure what message the marketing team at Knife was trying to convey for their Chinese New Year promotion. I’m sure they meant “get wealthy” in Chinese, but for someone like me who was having trouble choosing from a myriad of cooking oils on the shelves, the prospect of “fooking” with Knife really got me.
Maybe next Chinese New Year, Durex might pick up on this slogan.
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WILSON C is a contributor for theCICAK.
Picked up a British sense of humour, sarcasm and wit when growing up in the UK. A self proclaimed “banana” Chinese, Wilson is yellow on the outside but white on the inside. He is a Malaysian and Sabahan at heart no matter what. Wilson is currently monkeying around in Kuala Lumpur and attempting to live life to the fullest. Visit his site.
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